Loving father, Devoted husband, Brilliant liar.

Bands I’m In

Fine Leather Jackets
We Named The Dog Indiana
Benoit Was Framed
Guybrush And The Threepwoods
Greedo Shot First

If you wanna join any hit me up

EDIT: Chrilner reminded me I’m also in Someone Still Loves You Mesut Özil

What’s the one word/phrase that makes you whince or cringe?

For me, there’s nothing grimmer than the term ‘Fanny Batter’. Makes me wanna hurl chunks.

Dang I love a good tummy


—Shady Lane

Ryan keeps posting Pavement songs recently. I approve.

(Source: reitsc, via zzz-top)